if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD
DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG
EVERY TIME I GRADE PAPERS
I don’t even know what to say about this pic (x)
What I say about this pic: I hope they both get wonderful presents this Christmas. Perhaps a matching lobster costume for Sir Ian, so they can lobster cosplay together!